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Handsome Dan
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Same here.  The film was damn near perfect, and then at the final cut I had to be retrained from tearing off all of clothes and burning down the theatre.

Oh really, well I hear she weighs 111.

How about she's obligated to consume no less than 16 oz. of liquor and we leave the rest up to fate.

Chopper Chicks in Zombie Town

I always figured it was all part of the elaborate plan to prevent Heston from realizing he had just played one of the gayest characters in pre- 70's American cinema.

I once witnessed a guy use the line "Yo babe, meet me at the cock in five", and sure enough she did.

I just want to throw this out there.  I like Spielburg, I liked Lincoln, but he doesn't deserve the nod.

I'm looking forward to the long gestated "The Muppets Present: Titus Andronicus"

Does Tom cruise? 

Are you here to look at my cock?

This should be a musical.  Why isn't this a musical?

" 'Merican Gothic"

Batman's costume is NOT silly!  BATMAN'S COSTUME IS NOT SILLY!!!!

Batman's costume is NOT silly!  BATMAN'S COSTUME IS NOT SILLY!!!!

Mr. Pauper,

Mr. Pauper,

Harlen Ellison.

Harlen Ellison.