"Wait, I'm not Russell Crowe?!"

"Wait, I'm not Russell Crowe?!"

Superman is in control of his powers, so could he blow holes through people firing off his seed?  Yes, but he wouldn't do that because he's Superman, and Superman does not murder people with his dick.  Of course this is assuming there isn't some kind of fancy colored kryptonite in the room sending him off the rails…

Superman is in control of his powers, so could he blow holes through people firing off his seed?  Yes, but he wouldn't do that because he's Superman, and Superman does not murder people with his dick.  Of course this is assuming there isn't some kind of fancy colored kryptonite in the room sending him off the rails…

Ain't no party like a lemon party, because a lemon party is MANDATORY!

Ain't no party like a lemon party, because a lemon party is MANDATORY!

In the cartoon the Foot were robots, right?  So it didn't matter you can stab robots all you want, they don't have parents.

In the cartoon the Foot were robots, right?  So it didn't matter you can stab robots all you want, they don't have parents.

Oh it's sooo expensive and the portions are sooo small!

Oh it's sooo expensive and the portions are sooo small!

Ok, this is point when I realized Henry Cavill was not Henry Dean Stanton.  Henry Cavill is a much better choice to play Superman.

Ok, this is point when I realized Henry Cavill was not Henry Dean Stanton.  Henry Cavill is a much better choice to play Superman.

Yeah, that's nothing like the all-nude ceremonies our modern day free mason overlords participate in to decide who gets elected.

Yeah, that's nothing like the all-nude ceremonies our modern day free mason overlords participate in to decide who gets elected.

"We're never going to survive, unless, we get a little crazy." - F.D.R.

"We're never going to survive, unless, we get a little crazy." - F.D.R.

Where does Moxie fit in this extended metaphor?

Where does Moxie fit in this extended metaphor?

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk?

Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his asshole to talk?