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Handsome Dan
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There was not nearly enough snacks!

There was not nearly enough snacks!

What are you talking about?  A little fumbling aside, nothing turns a women on like listening to critical film analysis.  Why do you think Gene Shalit is constantly neck deep in pussy?

What are you talking about?  A little fumbling aside, nothing turns a women on like listening to critical film analysis.  Why do you think Gene Shalit is constantly neck deep in pussy?

If only those fools down at RadioShack had listened to you!

If only those fools down at RadioShack had listened to you!

No, internal affairs was in on it the whole time, dummy.

No, internal affairs was in on it the whole time, dummy.

Crying and living abroad, mostly.

Crying and living abroad, mostly.

What with his ability to bring an end to history

What with his ability to bring an end to history

Looking forward to the film detailing his adventures as a struggling blues musician:  Bourne Under a Bad Sign.

Looking forward to the film detailing his adventures as a struggling blues musician:  Bourne Under a Bad Sign.

John Edwards would like to have a word with you

John Edwards would like to have a word with you

Barsoom

Barsoom

And Rip Torn?

The AARP?