That's just awful!

I like to imagine Glenn Beck being beaten senseless on the fifty yard line at the Superbowl halftime show with a copy of 'Atlas Shrugged'.

My mistake, I got confused with it being referred to as "The Jackson Case" which is hard not to read as "the case against Jackson."

"D'you fuck my wife?"

I will argue that eating, shitting, fucking, and eating is all people really do too and yet human's have produced a few millennium's worth of material out of it.  We're just more infatuated with ourselves than other species.

Why is this a thing?  She's not even the one who pulled on her costume, she can't be guilty of anything other than having boobs, and really, why do we, as a people, deny ourselves nipples?  They're practically all we see for at least the first year of our life, and then suddenly it's a crime.

Hello, my name is Susan, I want to poke out your eyes and make love to your skull.

Fuck that noise, go to Popeyes.

…And in other news, famed rocker and blowhard, Ted Nugent choked to death on his own shit.

Well if you're going to be a asshole to everyone who isn't in favor of constant violence, yeah I'm pretty sure we'd all prefer if he had taken a swift boat up river.

But prositiution is legal in Columbia.  What're ya gonna do, not hire a prostitute?  That'd be like going to Amsterdamn and not hiring a prostitute!

Obama and the Comminazis, incidentally, the best rockabilly band touring today.

Springtime for Carrie

The ride ends with you being sentenced to death for reckless driving and going to Hell.

Yeah all the animatronic animals on that ride are, well, pretty blackface-y.

This is why David Lynch is the perfect spokesman for Transcendental Meditation.

Still it sounds like a better idea than voting than Schwarzenegger into political office.

No, cast Roberto Benini and then they can bill it as the second coming of the Marx Brothers.

Oh man!  I just remembered that whole neighborhood watch v. hoodies thing from Hot Fuzz!

Milo & Otis is a Japanese film, so it's probably OK..?