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The supplement Ronnie is selling is Xenadrine, which was previously endorsed by bodybuilder Craig Titus who, along with his wife, fitness model Kelly Ryan, is currently serving time for the murder of their live-in assistant, whom they beat, Tasered, injected with morphine, strangled, and locked in the trunk of her

According to Capcom sourcebooks, Guile's hair is kept in place with a special-order army hair spray. I don't know if this military-grade product is available to civilians.

The question is, why the fuck are they going to a tanning place when they already look like orange goblins?

The Cosby Show holds up even better on rewatching if you assume that Cliff is a secret alcoholic, albeit a fun and functional one. A lot of his behaviour and responses in the show make more sense if he's completely wasted.

Mr. Belvedere would have been immensely improved if they had just spent each half hour looping a clip of the famous incident in which Christopher Hewett accidentally sat on his testicles and had to be hospitalized.

I just saw a rerun of the Cosby Show in which a pre-fame Adam Sandler was in a locker room bragging to Theo about having had sexual intercourse with one of their classmates.

I actually feel the opposite: Once the cars are parked and the trappings of nouveau-riche status are out of sight, these kids seem fairly unchanged to me. I haven't heard anyone name-dropping or going on about building his brand, for instance (but then, the producers are likely just cutting all that stuff out). Also,

I just wish JWoww were as good a fighter as I always expect her to be. When things get physical, I expect her to immediately glide in close and knock her opponent out with one punch. But in practice, it seems to come down to a lot of struggling and hair-pulling. Granted, Sammi is actually a former college athlete, but

@baepreka: I like that one too, if only because it shows what a formidable opponent Lwaxana can be when she actually keeps her mind on her business, as flighty as she can be. You can see for a moment how she got to be an ambassador for her planet in the first place. (And to be fair, she apparently wasn't nearly so

I imagine that women on the Enterprise just have to deal with awkwardness surrounding Geordi, like finding out that he's been stealing and sniffing their used underwear from their quarters, or that he has a collection of surveillance camera footage of them using the bathroom.

@ The Quirk: Good point: I have to imagine that 24th century porn stars would license their images the same way that present-day ones put their brand on Fleshlights made from anatomically correct molds taken of their vaginas.

Another option I just thought of is that on some future visit in the "All Good Things" timeline, Geordi might have been able to recreate the transporter accident that created separate Will and Thomas Rikers to make two Leah Brahmses. One returns to the Theoretical Propulsion Group at Utopia Planitia Fleet Yards and

It's funny how JWoww keeps increasing in my estimation just as Sammi keeps finding new ways to sink lower and lower. It's probably because JWoww's inherent craziness is just getting bottled up and justifiably reserved for Sammi, leaving her to treat everyone else with calmness and decency.

There was also that time he offered a date a Coco-no-no and she just instantly bailed on the date. There's just something creepy and off-putting about the guy.

That was so annoying. "Where ARE you…? I have to FIND you…! I have to TELL you…! Please, I must FIND you…! To TELL you!"

… and never been kissed.

Android sexbot technology must have been adequate for Geordi's purposes, judging by the events of "I, Mudd". Plus, if Geordi's wife turned out to be a robot harridan like the one created for Harry Mudd, he could just fry her brain with illogical nonsense (which I never understood; I thought women's brains were

"The Girl Is Mine" is entertaining if only for the credulity-stretching way in which it asks listeners to imagine that Jackson and McCartney could share a romantic target, the former being more predisposed toward prepubescent boys, the latter toward adult female amputees.

Neither "Radio Song" nor "Shiny Happy People" belong on this list of songs that almost derail great albums because each of them actually does succeed at derailing Out of Time, which thus doesn't qualify as a great album. Put it this way: If you take one of these songs off the album, you still have the other.

I honestly love the moment about a minute into "European Son" where a metal chair is dragged across the floor and a stack of dishes is smashed. To me, it's a highlight of the album and maybe the most rock-and-roll sound I've ever heard. It's just this amazing, awful, furious sonic stomach punch.