In other words, you're more interested in equal rights in our own timeline than in the Federation timeline.

You never heard of Asleep Style? It's like a sex position, but it's also kind of like a sex CONCEPT. The idea is that you ask the man to wait until you're good and sound asleep, and then get it on with you real careful so you don't wake up.

Rabin, don't you have a women's studies paper to write or something? Why don't you leave the Jersey Shore recaps to someone who won't suck the fun out of them?

But you're aware that the events of Enterprise take place before TOS and its movies, right?

I couldn't buy Tom Hardy as a clone because I couldn't get over his terrible teeth. I could rationalize it as him being a clone of an Englishman, but without access to Federation dentistry, but it took me right out of the picture.

That was awesome (even if a foot mark was placed in place of an apostrophe in the end titles).

The actress isn't dead, only Lal. Hallie Todd lived on to play Lizzie McGuire's mother (true) and to marry fellow Star Trek guest star Tony Todd (false).

And shouted, "I'm BITING this commander!"

@ Trekanosis: It's not a new low, as the subject came up in the last recap's comments thread. But I always appreciate more thought being put toward this problem. Only in this way can we progress toward a future in which we can empty our bowels without grunting and straining, though I expect such a future would be…

Or LOVE interest.

The first depicted female captain in Starfleet is Erika Hernandez, captain of the Columbia NX-02 and former lover interest of Jonathan Archer.

Christopher McDonald
It's a little weird to see Christopher McDonald in a rare good-guy role (not to mention that he's a lily white guy with the Spanish surname "Castillo"), but he pulls it off, and I'd rather see Shooter McGavin macking on Tasha Yar than on Happy Gilmore's grandma.

Now that you've put it that way, I desperately want to incorporate that usage of the phrase "The Leah Brahms Treatment" into my life. Sadly, our current level of technology is pretty much limited to Photoshopping acquaintances' faces into pornographic JPGs.

You'd think they'd have programmed an interactive holographic version of Tasha Yar, if they all missed her so badly. I know there's that tiny holo-recording of Tasha who delivered her last will and testament, but that doesn't count. Why did she never get the Leah Brahms treatment?

@ I only speak the truth: Maybe that's why Riker manages to show such a noble lack of jealousy in episodes in which Troi has a love interest. He manages to keep a tension-free platonic friendship with his former lover because he regularly works out all that sexual tension by mercilessly banging a holographic…

Combs really got screwed by the cancellation of Enterprise, since he was on the verge of being added to the main cast.

Karla: A fair point well taken.

Wait … does this mean that we seal-hunting Canadians are a subspecies too?

I've heard that changing the show's setting to a bakery is the main reason the actresses all got fat. Apparently, they spent a lot of time between takes literally chewing the scenery.

Right. "Single Ladies" belongs in the "28 Horribly Repetitive and Annoying Beyonce Songs" Inventory.