Stannis' Darth Vader-looking chestplate was 100% Stannis. The costume work on this show is extraordinary. Amory Lorch's Lannister armour last week was something else. I still don't know how they can avoid The Mountain's fist helm looking incredibly phallic though.

I wouldn't rule out Margaery being as important as, at least, Davos.

But when does Pia arrive? Her story makes getting beaten with a scepter look like Pretty Woman.

The guy playing Lancel has some great camp comic timing.

He sounded like he thought he was playing a lawn bowls club chairman from Midsomer Murders.

Up until THE BEST FIGHT EVER The Mountain doesn't really feature much in the books after the Tourney in AGoT. He does get the Poochy treatment though.

I'd rather they show that than *MORE BOOK 5 SPOILERS* the Bastard smashing Reek's teeth with a hammer.

I don't remember a Lannister conspiracy re Jeyne Westerling in the books? PAGING IDIOTKING.

Six episodes of Arya scrubbing floors and serving food would have been pretty uninteresting.

Sansa, you're dating the biggest dickweed in Westeros. A tumbling, tumbling dickweed.

Get her started for me Reek hahahaha.

I'll be devastated if they cut out the other Lord Snow. If nothing else we won't get the ultimate Roose line: "Don't make me rue the day I raped your mother". And one of his hunts would fill an episode or two's sexual violence quota nicely.

I can't remember a single name of any of the Free Cities jerk-offs from the Dany storyline, they get so convoluted and vowelly, except for SUPER SEXY Daario, AKA the Buzz Killington of ADwD.

O R they?

I wish they'd Lucas up an alternative ending where he splinters that cunt's teeth after she walks past him.

WE DO NOT SOW.

The entire cast of Blitz is too good for that movie. Tommy Carcetti/Petyr Baelish, Paddy Considine, David Morrissey and especially Mark Rylance. Taking a break from performing in Jerusalem to film this shit!

Yeah, that arc was bizarre and quickly brushed under the carpet. Forced Marshall to sell out his principles and become a corporate whore because she spent a fortune she didn't have on fancy clothes, and never showed any real remorse for it. She was worse than Anders Breivik.

He bangs Lizzy Caplan?

I got the feeling that GRRM had read Blood Meridian immediately before getting stuck into the Brienne's Travels story.