Mitch McConnell was your gym teacher?

Mitch McConnell was your gym teacher?

He wouldn't hit women if they didn't ask for it.  It's the free market, it's just that his hand isn't so invisible

He wouldn't hit women if they didn't ask for it.  It's the free market, it's just that his hand isn't so invisible

If he's winning, the 2 or 3 Republicans in the audience that think Colbert is on their side will do the same

If he's winning, the 2 or 3 Republicans in the audience that think Colbert is on their side will do the same

I think when people say they haven't killed anything, they usually are leaving out insects.

I think when people say they haven't killed anything, they usually are leaving out insects.

Just since he bitch-slapped Conan

Just since he bitch-slapped Conan

@avclub-ac34e9ae168c9afcfbf6d415d4fb8bf8:disqus Makes me wish for the old days when the loser was made the VP.  That's why part of me wants an electoral tie that leads to a Romney/Biden ticket.  Not sure if 4 yrs of nervous laughter and Biden being a comedic jackass would be worth it, but the entertainment factor…

@avclub-ac34e9ae168c9afcfbf6d415d4fb8bf8:disqus Makes me wish for the old days when the loser was made the VP.  That's why part of me wants an electoral tie that leads to a Romney/Biden ticket.  Not sure if 4 yrs of nervous laughter and Biden being a comedic jackass would be worth it, but the entertainment factor…

Whatever, Tyra was clearly asking for it.  Romney/Rape 2012!

Whatever, Tyra was clearly asking for it.  Romney/Rape 2012!

Then The Omen never gets made, and I don't have those nightmares when I'm young.

Then The Omen never gets made, and I don't have those nightmares when I'm young.

These are the kind of bold predictions I come here for

These are the kind of bold predictions I come here for

I only got the Fringe joke because of Nirvana Unplugged

I only got the Fringe joke because of Nirvana Unplugged