Now I really wanna see an artistic love-child get kicked in the face.

Beta or GTFO.

I'm convinced all of Hendrick's outfits are actually designed for children.

it protects your head when you're running naked through the underbrush! C'mon!

Skeletor has AIDS?

Whyyy did I use tape?!

There's a bicycle! On fire?

"You've got potential, kid.. but I'm afraid you'll just never be able to compete with the Chinese when it comes to Christmas ornaments"

what? you mean we're not getting paid per upvote?

With that sweet, sweet Laur..

Hoo-ha?

This website needs to be reactivated. ASAP.

Yep, I am rock hard.

Tom Hardy, perhaps? Australian, but..

I would watch that. He kicks ass and knows how to make a perfect dovetail joint.

Just.. don't bother. He's hopeless and, from what I've seen, borderline sociopathic.

Whaaaat? Robert Newton died?!

#painteroflight

I blame Paul.

police are persons, too!