This will end well.

I did. It was a mistake.

Does anyone else think Chris Penn looks like a reall-life Fat Bastard?

Man, I'm fucking done with Trump and the alt-right already. Can we just jump ahead to his impeachment and/or nuclear holocaust, because that's the only way this is all ending.

Mine is a literal white whale. I am Ahab.

I used to make a killer quesadilla with the Foreman. That was all it was good for.

2016: The year that won't fucking end.

Head gets fatter, face layout stays the same. It's all downhill after 30.

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

I recently watched Throne of Blood, and the final scene with the arrows is great. His face and hesitation to move while real arrows are being fired at him say everything.

You're talking about Trump, right?

Literally. Any. Man.

Is this from Something Awful circa 2002?

Something something Magic Bus.

Agree on the coronation. It was cool to see the TV footage, but I wanted more spectacle. Definitely felt like a budgetary-choice.

Thus giving us the trope "Salamandering the Captain."

I really hope that's 72-hours in one sitting.

Caught me.

I Like AV Club. I Like GWAR. I like… wall? I live close and can pick it up, no hassle for you!

He killed backwards red baseball caps and chinstrap beards for America.