This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow!

VCR Repair? I'll have a job for life!

Locrian or die!

Then you shouldn't have been born poor. Idiot.

MAN! Those gay, closeted, homeless people have it so easy!

They're just 3 red bricks away from a WMD.

This seems 84 years premature…

What about Domino Tower #7?!?

I swear I saw Dick Cheney knock down the tower from under those stairs.

Only 3 minutes long? What happened to the other 5 minutes of the song?

Oh, stop being so cynical. You think Pixar was originally "designed for merchandising"? Of course not, but that is the natural evolution of MOST art. Everyone wants to make money, and everyone eventually "sells out."

After that image, kid-me hated staying in hotels. I was convinced there was some poor soul living in the cheap farm paintings found in the rooms.

OH FUCK THIS MOVIE. Gave me nightmares for years, and that header-image is not helping.

It is in America…

They really had to dig deep to get an honest performance out of him.

I tried a free-week of Hulu once, and there were still ads. So now they're going from free-streaming to ads to paid-streaming with ads?

Chris Farley LIVES!…as Superdrag's drummer.

Hey! Madison, WI has had Subarus driven by aging-hippies and lesbians since the '88 Bush!

With Kirk Hammet!

The Metallica mash-up is meh, but I kind of like No Remorse (I Wanna Die). Although Atari Teenage Riot is, uh, challenging to listen to, the track did introduce 14 y/o-me to Slayer.