My thoughts exactly. Kinglslayer gotta Kingslay.

Where can I get me Varys' teleporter?

Gregor, please pass the soup - GAAAAH! WHY'D YOU HAVE TO THROW IT IN MY FACE?!?

You’re a talker. Listening to talkers makes me thirsty and hungry. Think I’ll take two chickens.

I always saw The Mountain as more of a physical presence than an articulate character.

S. 2 Mountain was the worst Mountain.

Bear fucker! Do you need assistance?

I feel old and I'm okay with that.

That whimper was accompanied with just a little poo.

The self-entitlement of this post title really bothers me. Taco Bell doesn't owe me (or anyone, minus the workers of CA) shit. It's a promo, of their choosing. Let's get over ourselves, AV Club.

Wheaties, breakfast of Champions!

Who do I throw my money at to make this happen?

So 10 hours of stock pharmacy footage and highlighted pharma emails? Hard pass.

And the cat's in the cradle with the silver spoon…

Beric Dondarrion, the Lightening Lord. He's the guy who always puts bleach in the laundry. Lem's cloak used to be more of a dijon.

I have a theory that this is a scam.

Given that the Waif is actually a T-1000, the only way to truly kill her would be lava or dragon fire.

Or the "sliding under the cart in the way."

So an Unsullied and a rooster walk into a brothel and a whore says, "Nice cock!"

So the Waif is a T-1000, correct?