One of the Three Little Maids.

"The Queen trusts my judgment, young handmaid. That, and my huge green lightsaber. "

Well, now I'm curious, Yummsh…

LOTR Add-Ins
My LOTR-addled daughter bought EVERY edition of LOTR that came out, and one particularly ill-advised purchase contained a statuette/bookend of Gollum. Jeez, it's repugnant. Why would anyone WANT something like this? What does this say about you as a person, besides "I'll buy anything with LOTR on it"? The…

It reminds me of the ancient term that used to seem so cool - quadraphonic. OOooo.
And yes, that packaging is annoying. I sent it to my son in Iraq and he and his buddies kept the DVD's and shot the package.
While yelling "Game over, man! Game over!"
I made that last part up.

I shred them open with my teeth in the car, usually breaking teeth or cd case in the process, so I can listen to them RIGHT AWAY.

@Tb
You got me. "Without as MUCH camp"

Ohhh, that's what a deuce is! I've wondered all these years.

DON'T DRINK AND BAKE.

Which accounts for the NHS's reports of a steep rise in Sharpie-related STD's.

Now I'll never be able to see anyone throw a punch without thinking of all of you lifting your bags. YOU'RE KILLING ME.

Holy shit, was that YOU?

Hey, Doggy Bounce, I know it's easier said than done, but FORGET HER. You're only wasting time while the love of your life is wandering around out there. The REAL love of your life won't fuck with you (well, your mind, anyway) Go get her. (This posting available for Hollywood option)

I don't know…but do we like The Mission?

I love Faye Dunaway - one can just see her scenery-devouring delivery - "COULDN'T they GET a REAl……actress?" The female equivalent to William Shatner, without the camp.

There's something seriously wrong with that boy.

Word.

RED PEANUT PATTY BITCHES

The Pope is not infallible unless he is speaking ex cathedra.

Now this just pisses me off to no end.