DRANK, BITCH

Has ZMF had a firstie before?
And how do these compare to the Rain?

Can't stay warm? Can't answer the phone? Heating bills through the roof? Try Judaism! The religion with sleeves!

Sorry, the correct answer is Outlaw.

DAMN, is Mel about to be rehabilitated on the AV Club!?!? That's something I thought I'd never see. I've always loved Road Warrior, so my genitalia don't disqualify me at all. And did anyone notice the chick from Firefly?

13. Have an absolutely piping HOT ass like Baby Mel used to. Dang, it was nice. I'd give him gasoline.

This cursed redesign has revealed me as a Class G Slutbot, but you still owe me $24.95, Xenu. Don't make me report you to the Guild.

Total agree. DO NOT WANT ads in middle of comments.

I just totally ruined my makeup laughing at the Snuggle ad. Thank you SOOO much.

IS ALL THAT REALLY IN THE GAME?
Sex and everything? And lightning bolts up the ass? Cause I gotta get this!

Mohawks. MOHAWKS!!!

Born To Run - Beatlesque in its iconicosity

Oh, yes we have.

Thanks, phel. If this talk goes on much longer, you'll probably be giving, too.
(turns pale, leaves room)

WAAUUGGHHHURRCCHCCHHHGGGGKKKKKKK
STOP TALKING! STOP!

I still wanna hear what was on the inappropriate stained glass.

BLEAUUGGHHHHHHH (retch kak) OMG, this is worse than Cheeseburger-In-A-Can, and that actually made me gag. And I'm not only a Houstonite, but Cajun. I love me the Crawtators - eat 'em all the time, and I've seen plenty of pigs' feet, but never LIPS. And I know where those lips have been. WHOOAAAHH (Runs for bathroom)…

Jorge von Salsa and Chico von Guacamole on the same thread? GOOD GOD, it's like matter and antimatter!

AND Hulk vs. Jet Jaguar!

What could be more clear?