Racist.

@avclub-92a4841c9f86965effbc29fa6eae9f77:disqus  Fuck yeah, it is.  See also: approximately half of  Billy Bragg's catalog.

@avclub-92a4841c9f86965effbc29fa6eae9f77:disqus  Fuck yeah, it is.  See also: approximately half of  Billy Bragg's catalog.

Did Wesley Snipes get out of jail without anyone telling me?  Because if so, I'm highly offended.

Did Wesley Snipes get out of jail without anyone telling me?  Because if so, I'm highly offended.

One of my friends from High School had the initials TC.  I led an incredibly unsuccessful campaign to get everyone to call him Top Cat.

One of my friends from High School had the initials TC.  I led an incredibly unsuccessful campaign to get everyone to call him Top Cat.

Kanye West hates unmedicated people.

Kanye West hates unmedicated people.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus   Because few drug addicts are rich enough to not have to choose between food and drugs.

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus   Because few drug addicts are rich enough to not have to choose between food and drugs.

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus   This idea officially ranks up there with whoever it was who came up with "Tom Waits and Ron Pearlman as drifters/demon hunters in the 1930s.

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus   This idea officially ranks up there with whoever it was who came up with "Tom Waits and Ron Pearlman as drifters/demon hunters in the 1930s.

This was a looooong time ago, but I think Carolla said something along the lines of "How come we can put a man on the moon, but I can't put a fork in my microwave?"  I think it was part of a rant about science having its priorities screwed up (i.e. things that don't directly make Carolla's life more convenient), as I…

This was a looooong time ago, but I think Carolla said something along the lines of "How come we can put a man on the moon, but I can't put a fork in my microwave?"  I think it was part of a rant about science having its priorities screwed up (i.e. things that don't directly make Carolla's life more convenient), as I…

I've always loved Bill Nye, but he earned a special place in my heart the time he went on Loveline and told Carolla he was "an idiot" for wanting a "microwave that I can put metal in".

I've always loved Bill Nye, but he earned a special place in my heart the time he went on Loveline and told Carolla he was "an idiot" for wanting a "microwave that I can put metal in".

And I simply wanted to give @avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus  some shit.  Thus, the circle of the AVC is completed, once again.

And I simply wanted to give @avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus  some shit.  Thus, the circle of the AVC is completed, once again.

@avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus   Having just become depressed looking at Wikipedia's list of famous people from Maryland, I'll take it.