@avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus   Having just become depressed looking at Wikipedia's list of famous people from Maryland, I'll take it.

Marriage has ALWAYS been defined as between one man-god-creature and his sister-god-creature.

Marriage has ALWAYS been defined as between one man-god-creature and his sister-god-creature.

@avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus  At least we had Agnew—I mean, never mind.
Though, really, Maryland produced The Wire.  Doesn't that just count as a permanent win?

@avclub-e2684ea2157a2423b7463536886837b2:disqus  At least we had Agnew—I mean, never mind.
Though, really, Maryland produced The Wire.  Doesn't that just count as a permanent win?

Something something French something something Chris Brown something something Nazis.

Something something French something something Chris Brown something something Nazis.

Don't get me wrong, I loathe me some Donald Trump, but has he ever actually committed domestic abuse?  I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if he had, but barring evidence of such, I have trouble thinking of him as worse than Brown.

Don't get me wrong, I loathe me some Donald Trump, but has he ever actually committed domestic abuse?  I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if he had, but barring evidence of such, I have trouble thinking of him as worse than Brown.

But 16 year old girls can't vote.

But 16 year old girls can't vote.

As a Maryland resident, I'll use this as more fodder to consider myself superior to my neighbors across the border.

As a Maryland resident, I'll use this as more fodder to consider myself superior to my neighbors across the border.

@avclub-a80fcd777df4edacea4dd9e20f8730e4:disqus  . . . You mean like when he said they're all convinced that  they're victims and just want to take from the government and he doesn't care about them?

@avclub-a80fcd777df4edacea4dd9e20f8730e4:disqus  . . . You mean like when he said they're all convinced that  they're victims and just want to take from the government and he doesn't care about them?

Only he insists on calling them the Metropolitans.

Only he insists on calling them the Metropolitans.

Something something Jessica Biel's tits?

Something something Jessica Biel's tits?

Did we just make The Wire?