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An interesting failure by Lynch will be better than 90% of all movies so I am okay with that. I mean, if he made this as an excuse to make whatever he wants and just happened to name it Twin Peaks, I would probably be cool with that. He is my favorite director so.

Yes

I am a little hesitant just because I wish Lynch of all people wouldn't get into this reboot/sequel crap. But its Lynch so I am just happy to have something by him.

I think it may be Laura Dern starts living the life of the cursed polish woman or is the transmigrated soul of the polish woman and lives through the reality of the movie/the woman's life in order to free her soul. Or something like that..

That's just fine with me. If you consider Lynch to have about 10 feature films, assuming they're two hours each (yes I know INLAND EMPIRE is about three), that's about 20 hours worth of material in almost 40 years. In a two year span he's nearly doubled his entire film output. That's pretty amazing.

Is it official that it will be 18 hours worth of material?

I like super Nadine too. Saves her from being totally depressing and pathetic.

That's a good point. It seems like some of the changes they made really worked in the movie's favor too (Death Star Plans over Crystals)

What's wrong with the Medal Ceremony?

You're right. It is awkward.

I didn't realize it was the studio that made the decision on the Vangelis score. Good move on their part.

Is there a version with the "sad" ending, no voice over and no unicorns? Because that's the one I want.

I doubt it.

I would be down As Fuck too, but I get that isn't what most people want and why a studio wouldn't do that. But….it would be something to behold for sure.

See, I'm not even looking for that (though it would be cool). I'm cool with some big goofy fun. I know its Star Wars, but there are no characters in this movie. I am not looking for deep personal revelations from a character in a space wizard movie I just want SOMETHING. The first Star Wars there are plenty of

Bad Teeth equal Bad Man.

I sure hope someone was fired for that Blunder.

Nuh, Uh!!!! No take backsies.

I forget the differences between the Final Cut and the '92 Director's Cut but I lean towards the Director's Cut just because its the one I have seen the most.

No, I have tried to give the Theatrical release an honest shake but that voice over is awful. I say that as someone who doesn't hate voice overs the way other people seem to and I even have sympathy for studios having to reign in directorial excess.