No.

Sometimes you just want to name your kid after Leyton Orient F.C., but you throw an unnecessary silent "gh" in there to be unique.

Leighton Meester joins Armie Hammer and Cobie Smulders atop my list of celebrities with "names I refuse to believe are real."

Adam Sandler doesn't know the word "ion."

"Oh no, he died on him. He died right on him."

Ah.

The New York Times doesn't believe there are any smart or talented soldiers.

I'm plenty old, but not very Kansas.

J.K. Rowling on the floor in the throes of passionate coitus.

Probably Ted Bundy.

Yes, we get it, you blame America for a lot of problems.

He's definitely a fan of Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

@elizabethmlane:disqus You will die a horrible, horrible death.

They should worry about getting over the shingles before they start making albums. 

FUN FACT: Back around the time The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie came out, Maggie Smith entered Detroit Lions training camp as a backup to Lem Barney.

What he's trying to say is that Emma Thompson is a natural left tackle.

Good thing Reagan's already dead.

Judging by that photo, they'll find him digging around in the dumpster out back.