dry sarcasm is difficult.

Zack should pull that 'time-freeze' thing when he visits him in jail. Y'know, just to be a jerk.

I met Geder Pallianko once in a bird conservatory in Chatanooga. nice guy, he told sweet unassuming anecdotes of celebrities he has met. He gave me a slap on my tush.

He so 1/4 sorry!

That painting Marge Simpson sent him was the final straw.

Ayla was killed in a kitchen accident during the rehearsals prior to season 1. She is a ghost that only the other children see. This is why the judges dont recognize her.

You had me at Norm MacDonald

And remember, as usual: NO GIRLS ALLOWED.

We need to find Abby from last season and hook her up with Riley. Give them their own cooking show, but with a "will they/won't they" subtext underlying each episode.

"Oh Hallelujah! Our problems are over, we have banana bread!…..(apologizes)…..Banana bread!!! What were you thinking!!"

Does hoping for Manny to be killed off the show make me a bad person?

"Oh yeah, the taxes! the finger thing means the taxes!"