Don't they get them from the planets they invade? Isn't that their whole deal?

You can probably go ahead and cut that other hand off.

Honestly, I mostly appreciate it as a mnemonic for spelling Jon Hamm's name correctly. Also, for knowing his name at all. (He was pretty much just "that guy from Mad Men" prior to that sketch.)

I think you'll find the vast bulk of his ire is aimed at the USA itself.

You can probably stop calling it that. Pretty much every male in the Western world had that haircut from 1915 to 1965.

More of a burlap, really.

ALL DRESSED, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

Into the ocean, actually.

Divine died the day before he was set to shoot his guest appearance on Married…With Children. (That wasn't until the season 2 finale.)

WAYWARD PINES is an anagram of WAYWARD PENIS

I think you mean:

RIP Vanilli

Then it's a 2000s thing.

The drugs are for training, not for the race itself. They use the drugs to build up the muscles and the stamina, then use the muscles and the stamina to win the race.

13. It's really, really, really, really boring.

FYI, salesmen are generally in the business of selling things.

This is exactly the thing, though. It is not a thing people call people; it is a thing people call fictional characters. The man-child is a stock character, nothing more.

Coma on down!

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I'm usually not a fan of remakes, reboots and sequels, but I must say, so far I'm mightily impressed by what they've done with Small Wonder.