It was largely Leno who got Conan that $32M, so, you know.

Yeah, but before anyone gets all "Yay for Stalin" (I'm looking at you, Vladimir), it's worth pointing out that the battles between them were mostly over who would get to destroy Poland.

In Soviet Russia, high five gives you Stalin.

Pretty sure that tweet was a joke. Like, if someone wrote an article that was headlined "This enormous pile of garbage is the worst thing in the world ever," and he writes, "Hey, someone wrote an article about me!" The trouble is, it's, "Guess which comedian — who could totally realistically be Doug Stanhope — is a…

Is "Chick Tract" what Evangelicals call the female reproductive system?

"Jen Kirkman is a thinking person’s comedian."

You're right, but I think it would have been fun to see Michelle as a cameo in the first five seconds of the first episode, like, "If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room," and then, poof, off she disappears into that netherworld that took Chuck Cunningham and Judy Winslow.

Vast, asparagusy oceans.

The Mowrys are quadruplets.

The long weekend was last week. /Canada /holidayhipster

It's really the only way to eat a Jizzybun. They're too jizzy.

Drinking age in Canada is 18 or 19, depending on the province.

Heiress or not, she did also marry into all those sweet, sweet Troll royalties.

Fun fact: Pretty much all the chocolate you eat was harvested by a five-year-old with a machete.

And Richie Rich comes from their data on the intersection of Disney, obscene wealth, and godawful crap.

It's not even really a channel with proper shows. It's mostly talk shows and entertainment news and American imports. This is literally the first fiction series I've ever heard of originating from CityTV.

It doesn't, actually. It's filmed just outside of Toronto, which is barely 50% white.

Yeah… Like most "Netflix Original Series," this isn't a Netflix original series. It's a CityTV show that Netflix bought into. Who do they think they're fooling? And in this case, why would they want to?

#keepaloosegrip

BEADS?