Its the law!!

Just without the lolly pops.

You can buy all the wimmen!!

The Tomorrow People?
The Tripods? (Still awaiting a third series!!)
Sapphire and Steel?
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy?
Captain Scarlett and the Mysterons?
The Triffids?

Colon cancer?

Still can't beat the Scottish equivalent in the knock-offs of Irn Bru.

So does he think if he keeps eating pictures of Segel he'll somehow absorb his powers or turn into Jason Segel? If so why the hell is he eating Segel pictures instead of Pitt or Clooney?

Just think of the amount of paper mache creations you could make from his poop.

The film or song?

If its a seaside town there may be some ghost pirates that go "Haar!"

Yeah but it sounds more like Thommish

Makes sense!!

Honestly Karen Gillan could look beautiful with a bucket of shite poured over her.

You know a foreskin of that size and girth could make a hell of a lot of sandwiches if it were cured and sliced well.

And what would you do with the cut-off?

And what would you do with the cut-off?

MIND BLOWN!!

Do the flat earth people also believe that there is a government agency covering up all the deaths from falling off the edge of the earth every year?

Do the flat earth people also believe that there is a government agency covering up all the deaths from falling off the edge of the earth every year?

Continental Drift? Isn't that the next Fast and Furious film?