Come see the hemaglobin inherent in the blood system.

I'll back you on that, also Jessica Biel jumps about in her underwear quite a bit so….

The sequel (or is that prequel) pisses all over it. Though without implied android lesbianism.

Time to bring back King of Queens (but just call it whatever KJ's new sitcom is called and with less Jerry Stiller)?

Can we get Blondie to write the theme tune, sing the theme tune and star in it?

It can be if the idiots behind the counter actually look at the lettuce when they're creating the thing. The amount of times i have a whole hard stem in my leaf is shocking. you know something is wrong when the lettuce is thicker than the meat.

A lot of them are shutting down across Scotland. We used to have one on our main street but thats now shut down while a KFC opened up and we have 4 different McDonalds outlets.

Actually it may well have been. Crispy fried haggis is loverly.

Does it come with Extra Big Ass Fries?

The collateral damage from the Jalapeno Popper grenades alone were devastating. Burning eyes, swollen lips and 3rd degree cheese burns.

Only servers and cashiers died, maybe there would be a story there if management or health and safety officers had died.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
(species doesn't matter i just want a damn concrete answer for once, even Cortana keeps pissing me about)

Arby's managed to last in Scotland for about 3 months before it shut down.

Meh, i was dipping fries in my chocolate milkshake at McDonalds about 15 years ago.

Does she go about the set saying "I am Headland" to everyone?

Throw an obscene party with cocaine, hookers and blackjack for two days then go to bed.

I think that was pretty clear. Taco Bell won (or Pizza Hut depending on your location)!

Must resist urge to start new S.O.T.N save file on X1.

Hey you, the company would have had that cat put into a cattery once the Sulaco didn't respond.after Fury 161.

Actually if you were to remake any of the Alien franchise switching Ripley to male would probably be the first thing to do as you would create an instant buzz about it, bad or not.