Its a general theme of Dahl's work.

What a waste of time this was, surely a better use of their time would have been to record the rate of Nic Cage's receding hairline over the decades?

Or they'd been taken by the SS to Dachau.

Couldn't have been much more awful…. could it?

Nope it was actually Judi Dench but thanks for playing.

You mean we have a few, and a few still living at that.

"Dead" dead or living on that island with Tupac, Alisha and Biggie "dead"?

You could have just said your pee burns a bit.

Every female in every show i watch is a closeted lesbian, or at least thats what i keep telling myself.

I'd love to see something of Tig's work that isn't related to her recent cancer experiences, not that i'm in any way knocking that work its just that this is basically all i know her for. Every single thing i've seen of hers has had some mention of her cancer in it.

Did the title of this article change overnight?

KNIFE-BEAR!!

Don't tell him that!

The Headless Bear Killer frightens me.

So where do Zombies fit in?

I miss Ghosts and Goblins.

Yeah but then you have a Bond that just kills everyone for looking at him all wrong and also demands "all the fuckin' chickens" every time he sits down at a posh restaurant.

David Niven would do it for a pack of Spangles and some fresh human brains with a salad on the side.

They really missed a great chance when they rebooted Bond the last time to make it so the title of James Bond 007 was just that and passed down to the next agent good enough to replace one when he died. It would have made transitioning between actors a hell of a lot easier and would create a continual storyline for…

That Tiffany Case was attractive… for a lady?