Mr Cholmondeley-Warner!

Only you can prevent comic book wanting.

Why hasn't anyone ever brought Tucci and Turturro together to fight the Decepticon menace? Surely you want a good film you just stick those two in as the token humans. Just obviously tune Turturro's character from the first three films down a bit.

No Cadbury, Rowantree MacKintosh, Thorntons or Nestle either.

Wonka chocolate is the cheapest of the cheap and would probably squirt its way through your digestive system. Its absolutely minging.

I remember when everything was Doom levels, i can even remember a X-Men game that was built using Quake.

Surely the sound should be that weird sound that kept popping up on Home Improvement whenever they went or came back from ad breaks or when it was a scene change.

But its just the first Fast and Furious movie reprinted on 7 separate discs.

Shanix!!

And just as i read this….. pop!

"Midnight at the Oasis" by either Maria Muldaur or The Brand New Heavies should also be up there.

Ohh no "Stayin' Alive" is a pure classic along with "Jive Talkin'", "How Deep is Your Love" would be the worst song of theirs.

Nope its "Love Fool" by The Cardigans.

Did you also invite a strange overweight white man from a mental asylum who had delusions of being a black child molester to stay with your pre-teen son?

I don't get it?

Pfft he could have reminded me of something more important like when the bins go out.

Thats it you're claimed!! I'm gonna Buggle up your Starship good and proper…..

Jesus this mob are still going? I can remember them being around for a while and that was about 25 years ago as one of my friends at the time was right into them. Think it was around the time of Corduroy and the mass explosion of "The Wedding Present: All their songs sound the same" t-shirts.

Hey that actually was the film i was talking about after all.

Oh i thought you were gonna bring up the dumb AI which continually sends people through doorways with a mass of knocked out or dead soldiers in it instead of trying to flank.