This review is not charring my tree.

Act one: "Thanks for the Mammaries."

Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

"You've ruined the act, Netflix." 

Second. I used to call them my guilty pleasure, but fuck that, I have no reason to be guilty about it, you're not the boss of me!

" I was watching a lot of Comedy Central in the early ’90s"

Just count your blessings it's not called "The Jurassic Park."

@avclub-920530cb8744c679e3a2ece84f1d5ce4:disqus I read that as "you get both of Dewey Crowe's parents" and thought for a second that I had accidentally skipped a really amazing episode.

Bully!

Cigars are evil, you won't miss them
We'll find ways to simulate that smell
What a sorry fella
Rolled up and smoked like a panatela
Here on level one of Robot Hell!

"I'm going to prove to you not only that Freddy Quimby is guilty, but that he is also innocent of NOT being guilty" is quite possibly my favorite Simpsons quote of all time.

I'd pay good money for an "Orenthal the Bus Driving Murderer" throwback jersey.

@Dikachu:disqus All I remember about Bob Dole is that nobody eats Bob Dole's peanut butter without asking.

I mean, you don't want the dog watching you.

What about that legendary unreleased The Be Sharps album that promised to take barbershop to strange new places?

'Sup brah?

Anybody who frequents Deadspin has long known that Buzz ain't been quite right lately. Although I'll be forever grateful for his Deadspin/Twitter rants, which introduced into my vocabulary "douchejuice" and "dongasaurus." 

I remember buying a ticket for, of all things, "Secret Window," to sneak in to go see, of all things, "The Ladykillers." I was such a little hellraiser.

Meh. This film's totally derivative of the mid-era McClure masterpiece "Gladys the Groovy Mule."

"Just because I'm an ignorant black man and you paid me a nickel to bust up your chifforobe…" is that show's greatest line.