And it gets eeevvvvverrrryyyywhere

That boy nobody liked?

More than you bargained for!

I liked to imagine all the cool stuff that's named after him in that timeline. He's the greatest American hero, after all. George Mason Memorial Stadium. Et cetera.

Mr. Ford. His ass is everywhere.

Boosh!

@avclub-b4238f7793ec8c1a632f14f2a1766c68:disqus C-I-L-L my landlord.

…was paid eight dollars for his thirty-two hours of babysitting. He was glad to get it.

I read the description for The Simpsons (regular coverage), thinking it was the description for The Simpsons (Classic). I was so confused. Trying to figure out what sick joke Rabin was trying to play on me now.

When you're sad and when you're lonely and you haven't got a friend/
Just remember that "Die Hard" is not the end

"I need you to remember one thing/
I came, I saw, I conquered…"

John Lennon murdered Jay-Z on his own shit!

I'm a card carrying hipster and I think "Before These Crowded Streets" is pretty fucking good.

It looks like we have our first caller, and I mean ever, because this isn't a call-in show!

This is indeed a disturbing universe.

Five pages of CRTL-F before i find this answer. Absurd. The first track is like a frantic buildup of anxiety, all the way to the breaking point, and the second track is the amazing cathartic release.

The Rolling Stones-aping "(I Am The) Electric Man" off the new Titus Andronicus. Especially since that phrase is basically the lyrics. 

Wow, you don't get along with your neighbors anywhere!

Nope! It's the other one.

Which led to one of my favorite ever "Futurama" jokes, which sadly, nobody I know gets.