I wouldn't.

Does this mean an inexplicable straight role for Tyler Perry? Because if it does, I'm all in.

YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON BOBROVSKY!

Here comes the funcooker!

I saw Ra Ra Riot's first headlining gig at Bowery Ballroom, around the time their first EP came out, probably early 2007. They played one of the only genuine encores I've ever seen. After the "encore," the crowd wouldn't go away, and Wes came out and informed us that they'd already played all of the songs they knew…

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As opposed to the Abe Lincoln who sells us Mayostard, who is our greatest American hero.

Bill Murray in "Hyde Park on Hudson" got himself a hand recount. 

Fritz the Bowing Horse for Best Supporting Actor!

Fritz the Bowing Horse for Best Supporting Actor!

I know it makes me square to still like "The Dark Knight Rises," even after thinking on it, but the opening airplane attack scene and the introduction to Bane is terrific.  

I know it makes me square to still like "The Dark Knight Rises," even after thinking on it, but the opening airplane attack scene and the introduction to Bane is terrific.  

When I was a kid I could swear Mick sang,

When I was a kid I could swear Mick sang,

Aimee Mann: Singer/songwriter and acclaimed director of such gritty, moody films as "Heat" and "The Insider." Also known for her frequent collaborations with her husband James Apatow.

Aimee Mann: Singer/songwriter and acclaimed director of such gritty, moody films as "Heat" and "The Insider." Also known for her frequent collaborations with her husband James Apatow.

Yeah, well D4 is for the lovers. B12 is for the speeders. The hard drugs are for the bartenders.

Yeah, well D4 is for the lovers. B12 is for the speeders. The hard drugs are for the bartenders.

Oh nice, I'm glad somebody else remembers Shearwater. Best work of their career. 

Oh nice, I'm glad somebody else remembers Shearwater. Best work of their career.