SLAYER, BITCHES!
It's all about the mutherfuckin' oil, regardless of the flag upon the soil…

3rd Act Beauties
Little Miss Sunshine and Napoleon Dynamite come to mind…they don't stay there, thankfully, but they come to mind.

So far, so good…
I'm about a hundred pages in - the quality of the writing seems to be up a notch from your standard end-of-the-world epic. If you liked The Stand or Maccammon's Swan Song, you'll enjoy The Passage. Definitely a good summertime book.

The Big 4 - Simulcast to a Theatre Near U!!!
So, is anyone else going to check out the simulcast of the Anthrax/Slayer/Megadeth/Metallica show? Hey, for 18 bucks (plus jumbo popcorn and drink) you can more-or-less have your face melted this Tuesday, amirite?

…lesbian zombies…now that would be sweet: BRRRAAAAIIINNNNNSSSS! Wait! Let's play softball first!

…plus there was that incident in the YMCA showers…

…and speaking of sequels, I hear that The Green Lantern II has already been green-lighted, even though the initial movie has yet to be released. As well, somebody's supposedly trying to sell Hollywood on a re-boot of…The Godfather!

I don't know if it's worth posting twice, but the new Black Tusk is pretty heavy. If you like your metal with a hint o' sludge, check 'em out.

What if you poked and stroked until your wrist got numb, but still didn't hear no Dinah-Moe-Hum?

Try humming instead of whistling…unless you enjoy the echo, that is.

I'm with the "wretched 3rd act" crowd on AI - how could it make this list as well as the list of "best films of the '00's"?

You've got dead ears, mate.

I saw the movie before reading the book; now I prefer the book's ending. Sadly, we would never see Chuck P write like this again.

Taken Part Deux: Taken, Not Stirred

Bow Down Before The One You Serve…
I, for one, welcome our new thinner/heavier overlords.

Meh, it's really just another remake of True Lies.

Gee, officer, I didn't want to wait any longer at that stoplight, so I just gunned it through the busy intersection. FUCK EM.

We've got: a. too many lawyers; and b. too many philosophy graduates. If it makes you feel better about yourself by trying to somehow justify piracy, then so be it. Frankly, I think the biggest argument against the "that's no way to treat 'fans'" argument is that if EVERYONE simply downloaded the movie, and nobody…

Flirt Knockers

But that "Stripes" stuff on the first cut IS pretty sweet. Gimme Night Goat or Honey Bucket any day….