Melvins & Isis?!
The upcoming tour dates with Isis should be sweet. Unfortunately, it doesn't look like they're coming to Toronto…

…and speaking of Patient Zero - check out Mayberry's "The Dragon Factory". No zombies, but there's all sorts of wild mutants and some neat martial arts. Non-stop mayhem.

The Book of Awesome - Neil Pasricha
Quite awesome, and a good way to pass time while you're dropping the kids off at the pool.

Toxic Twins!
"The Movie" from Aerosmith's "Permanent Vacation" should definitely be on this list…although it does have some latin chanting going on near the end.

I'm with For Cereal - I ended up caring waaaay more about this show than I ever probably should have, simply because of the quality of much of the acting. The score - especially during the finale - was top-notch, as well.

Thank you, St. God - you hit it out of the park. For the life of me, I can't imagine why people enjoy watching people being tortured. A sad reflection of today's Western morality. It frightens me that fans of torture porn will eventually be old enough to be running the world.

Yet, Tremonti's a pretty amazing guitarist. Meh, I'll take Creed any day over Nickleback or Buckcherry.

Man, they really nailed the score for the LOST finale. Pretty much perfect.

Forget Winnipeg. I want an NHL team in Toronto.

Based on recent concert footage, I'd say he's the rock star most likely to succeed on the football field. The guy's ripped!

I actually voted for the Libertarian Party up here in Canada during the last election - it was either that or spoil my ballot. All of the traditional parties have been so self-serving and mediocre, I just couldn't get behind any of them. We've got quite the nanny state developing up here, and any call for at least a…

Here's an oversight: No SPECIES!
What about if the world was invaded by beautiful women who were doggedly determined to just have sex, like in the movie SPECIES?

It was terrifying: stretch marks, weird cravings, sleepless nights, and eventually…poverty.

Heck, they don't even have a linguine!

Worst. Movie. Ever.

…and don't overlook the lovely Rexella's contributions to the Van Impe show.

Those were my highlights as well, bettlejesus.

Ouch. That was a little harsh, don't you think? BTW, this is a pop culture website, Princeton. If you want to discuss real world suffering, perhaps The Salvation Army's website might be of interest to you?

…and where sports like hockey and curling are more popular than baseball and basketball.

Led Zep II and then III.