Yes, old "Blood 'n' Guts" Murphy was quite the sousaphone player.

Hold on, you two: "Louie" is a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

Julian Schnabel walks up to one of Stallone's paintings and says, "I must break you."

Just for shits and giggles, should we start a letter-writing campaign to save these shows? Confuse the hell out of NBC?

Quickly I lapsed into the old Navajo Indian trick of screaming and begging for mercy.

I hear you: Same age, same grade, same "ass done got KICKED" reaction.

Oh, God, I forgot about that one (and the "Pooh Bear" one)! Brilliant.

That hallway looks familiar. I think it's the same one Patton Oswalt used for his author's photo on the cover of "Zombie Spaceship Wasteland."

A teenaged-in-the-80's Chamomiles Davis stumbled upon back issues of National Lampoon at his local comic book store. I began to stock up on issues from the early 70's as well as the contemporary ones, which at the time featured work by Nick Bakay and Dave Hanson, as well as the occasional Chris Miller college…

I'm trying to remember who drew the cartoon (Was it Cheney? Gahan Wilson? S. Gross?) with two dogs talking, and one of them holds up a jar and says to the other, "The doctor let me keep these. They're my testacles."

My favorite letter I remember was:

Asharkalypse Now: "The Horror!"

Sunday In The Shark With George

I've been a hard-core Superman fan for years, so naturally this weekend I went to see Man of Steel as a Fathers Day-eve treat to myself. I absolutely loved it.

To be fair, Jessica Walter probably had the easiest time getting back into her character because she's been doing a variation on it for the last three years. Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Congratulations on both completing the triathlon and slipping in a "Radioactive Man" quote!

Star Trek III with Klingon Jim Ignatowski was the first one I saw in the theater. I saw IV through VI in the theater as well but Insurrection was the only ST:TNG film I didn't watch on video.

Prometheus and Into Darkness on the same weekend? Damon Lindelof owes you a thank-you card. :)

Hear, hear! (Side note: I grew up watching ST:TNG and Picard is still my favorite captain of the franchise. Commence flame war!)

Or Charisma.