Nothing will beat my sister's commentary on this book she sent me in a text message:

One of my favorite bits from Jackass 3 was "Tee Ball," just for the fact that it starts off with this lengthy shot of Dunn with a bat in his hand, looking very pleased with himself and Steve-O in tighty-wighties looking very nervous. Then you realize that the ball is at crotch-level and you put together what's going…

Friday night, the lady and I finally saw Gravity in 3D, but not IMAX to our chagrin. Was still a fantastic film and one which I'm sure will inspire numerous fan theories (I think Bullock died at some point, probably in the Russian escape pod).

KILL 'EM ALL!!!

You mean his voice?

That whole interview was mind-boggling. I remember watching that and being horrified at Sandusky, but also being incredibly impressed with Bob Costas.

She'd have to be.

Dammit.

But if it's rising again, then it's not really first, is it? Or did I just blow your mind?

"Huh, weird," critics rave.

I get it, like junk, right?

I knew it.

Yeah sure, why not?

What?

Bane-y and the Jets.

I understand that, there's just an actual f-bomb ingrained in my memory, and I'm wondering if I'm alone on this.

In regards to the segment with the Fox Censor, does anybody else remember when that first aired, because I distinctly remember, upon getting stabbed, him screaming, "What the fuck?"

Bill Nye The Science Guy, here.

I want a mohawk, but my mom won't let me get one.

For some reason, all I can see in my head is Beetlejuice's jerk off gesture.