Pardon me, is this the Transylvania Station?

No, I don't want to.

"Shouldn't we all be eating Dippin' Dots? I mean, at least some of the time?"

"Is this me being rehabilitated? You know you put me in here with goddamn HAL, right?"

Cockles of your soul? Is there any part of you that isn't penis-based?

"A failed actress and a twat?"
"Excuse me?!"
"Your words!"
"I never called Diane a failed actress!"

"And change the combination on my luggage!"

Well, I'm sure as shit not gonna call it "Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D."

Yeah, I know it's not really an issue in this day and age, but it's still annoying.

Of course, the two new shows I actually wanted to watch, S.H.I.E.L.D. and that Andy Samberg show, are going to be on at the same time.

Thank you for forgoing your usual shtick, as I'm already bombarded with the horrific imagery of Billy Crystal "gettin' bizzay."

Girls Gone Wild Strawberries

He's the motha-flippin'

VANDERWEEEEEEEEEEEEERRF! Doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

Hire out for some goons? Some hired goons?

"Wait… there was totally room for me on that door."

I loved Winnie The Pooh. So delightful and clever. Also made me realize that those characters have been doing meta for decades now. Yeah, Abed comments on the tropes playing out in front of him, but Winnie The Pooh climbs on the damn letters in the book he exists in.

I got stupidly, briefly optimistic. There are some unaired episodes, aren't there?

Ooh, good call.

Yeah, that trailer was a bit of a letdown, but I've yet to dislike anything Wright has done, so I'm still in.