Yo!

From the Baretta! Puttin' all the holes in yo' sweata!

I still don't know who she is.

Allow me to amend my original statement: Shower scene aside, Porky's sucks.

Also when the third goes off, way off in the distance, far away from the camera, and everybody just stops dead, so overwhelmed by what's happening they can't even bring themselves to function anymore.

I had never heard that definitively. But that, at least, makes me more excited for the second film.

That was a near perfect blurb for Porky's. Kudos to you, Mr. Tobias.

I mean, he turned into Bruce Campbell! C'mon!

You know, I was really looking forward to The Hobbit when it was just two movies. But once that third one was announced, every bit of excitement I had was gone, and as such, wound up not enjoying the movie as much as I would have. But the weird thing is, were there only two movies, I would have loved it, exactly as it…

MENDOZAAAAAAAAA!

I would have liked to see a memory-wiped Wesley unleashing his skills followed by the sword shooting out of his sleeve.

Lee Pace is not an ugly man, I am comfortable in saying that.

I would have, obviously, liked the show to have lasted longer than it did, but as it stands, with the way the movie turned out, I'm fine leaving it where it is.

Um… sure, why not?

NO I MOST CERTAINLY HAVE NOT! *looks around* *whispers* Yes, I have.

I liked the last one, where Hobbes is about to suggest Calvinball. Felt some feelings on that one.

@avclub-d69768b3da745b77e82cdbddcc8bac98:disqus beat me to the Eagle joke.

I should watch Lars again. Haven't seen it in a couple years, but I love that movie. Don't know when I'll be ready to watch Blue Valentine again, if ever. It's great, but… man.

Kick Ass 2: Ass 2 Kick

Yeah, I kind of hated the first one, but he does look like he might make it worth seeing this.