He actually considered it for a second too. Best part though:
"It was a good question."
"No it wasn't."

That's all they had to say.

Yeah, <sarcasm>slavery wasn't that bad, guys.</sarcasm>

How 'bout in dog years?

Again?

How does that explain the last two years, then?

Fun fact: I haven't read any of these. I'm pretty sure the only new book I read this year was This Book Is Full Of Spiders; it's great.

Fun fact: I haven't read any of these. I'm pretty sure the only new book I read this year was This Book Is Full Of Spiders; it's great.

Sweet Jesus, Lawrence of Arabia is amazing, isn't it? I would love to see that on the big screen.

Sweet Jesus, Lawrence of Arabia is amazing, isn't it? I would love to see that on the big screen.

I definitely want The Chronic.

I definitely want The Chronic.

Ooh, that might be the best way to catch up on Breaking Bad, just before the last season airs.  I did it just before season 4 started, and was so relieved I only had to wait a few weeks after that last shot.

Ooh, that might be the best way to catch up on Breaking Bad, just before the last season airs.  I did it just before season 4 started, and was so relieved I only had to wait a few weeks after that last shot.

I finally got a copy of Notorious B.I.G.'s Ready To Die. I've never been huge into rap or hip-hop, but I'd heard too many great things so I gave it a listen. That album knocked my head off my goddamn shoulders. It's amazing, and it's made me want to listen to more, which has been a slow process that so far has really…

I finally got a copy of Notorious B.I.G.'s Ready To Die. I've never been huge into rap or hip-hop, but I'd heard too many great things so I gave it a listen. That album knocked my head off my goddamn shoulders. It's amazing, and it's made me want to listen to more, which has been a slow process that so far has really…

Put me down for The IT Crowd as well.

Put me down for The IT Crowd as well.

"Pretty sure that's the drugs, Dave."
"Yeah, but it's also just weird seeing you drive this minivan."

"Pretty sure that's the drugs, Dave."
"Yeah, but it's also just weird seeing you drive this minivan."