While wearing tuxedoes.

While wearing tuxedoes.

I shudder to think of what they'll come up with for "The Body."

I shudder to think of what they'll come up with for "The Body."

Jokes like these are a real slap in the face, guys.

Jokes like these are a real slap in the face, guys.

For true horrification, go read the police report of that night. Seriously, fuck Chris Brown. Forever.

For true horrification, go read the police report of that night. Seriously, fuck Chris Brown. Forever.

Fuck Chris Brown.

Fuck Chris Brown.

They just need to experience the ultimate.

They just need to experience the ultimate.

The airbrush job on Tom Hanks on the cover for You've Got Mail is one of the most horrendous things I've ever seen.

The airbrush job on Tom Hanks on the cover for You've Got Mail is one of the most horrendous things I've ever seen.

Tonight is your night, bro!

Tonight is your night, bro!

I work for a news station and was covering our local Republican group gathering to watch the election results.  The hush that fell over the crowd as they called it for Obama was fucking eerie.

I work for a news station and was covering our local Republican group gathering to watch the election results.  The hush that fell over the crowd as they called it for Obama was fucking eerie.

I feel like you're implying that my opinions are not taken into account by studio executives and I do NOT appreciate it.

I feel like you're implying that my opinions are not taken into account by studio executives and I do NOT appreciate it.