He's not really that fat.

He's not really that fat.

QUIT COPYING ME!

QUIT COPYING ME!

Look at Fat Mike in that picture. That is a 45-year-old man.

Look at Fat Mike in that picture. That is a 45-year-old man.

Now I'm imagining him getting the words "Don't hit" tattooed on his palm and it's making me chuckle.

Now I'm imagining him getting the words "Don't hit" tattooed on his palm and it's making me chuckle.

@OhthePossibilities:disqus has just inadvertently described most of pop music.

@OhthePossibilities:disqus has just inadvertently described most of pop music.

There are a lot of undeniably true and negative things that can be said about Green Day, but they put on one hell of a show.

There are a lot of undeniably true and negative things that can be said about Green Day, but they put on one hell of a show.

Did you say, "seals?"

Did you say, "seals?"

QUIT COPYING ME!

QUIT COPYING ME!

Why was he wearing silk socks?

Why was he wearing silk socks?

You'd think "Gimme The Loot" by Biggie would have made the list. It seems kind of perfect.

You'd think "Gimme The Loot" by Biggie would have made the list. It seems kind of perfect.