I remember when Target had box sets of the first 6 Harry Potter movies, then the first 7.  Who's that stupid? (Probably a lot of people, I know.)

I remember when Target had box sets of the first 6 Harry Potter movies, then the first 7.  Who's that stupid? (Probably a lot of people, I know.)

Rats, she's hot. Oh, and funny.

Rats, she's hot. Oh, and funny.

I saw Cabin in the Woods and Raid: Redemption in the theaters on the same day. That was fun.

I saw Cabin in the Woods and Raid: Redemption in the theaters on the same day. That was fun.

I'd ask that you please stay out of my personal affairs.

I'd ask that you please stay out of my personal affairs.

Speaking of Walmart's $5 bin, my buddies found a movie called The Fun Park about an evil clown who kidnaps people and cuts their faces off that is the most boring piece of shit I've ever seen. This has nothing to do with anything, I just require minimal prompting to get effusive about my abject hatred for that unholy…

Speaking of Walmart's $5 bin, my buddies found a movie called The Fun Park about an evil clown who kidnaps people and cuts their faces off that is the most boring piece of shit I've ever seen. This has nothing to do with anything, I just require minimal prompting to get effusive about my abject hatred for that unholy…

I liked Joel Edgerton better when he was punching Tom Hardy.

I liked Joel Edgerton better when he was punching Tom Hardy.

That conversation made a lot more sense that time.

That conversation made a lot more sense that time.

I also wish this.

I also wish this.

I was going to make a forehead joke. Glad I checked.

I was going to make a forehead joke. Glad I checked.

It's going to air next year, I would assume on roughly the same schedule as the current season. Bitch.

It's going to air next year, I would assume on roughly the same schedule as the current season. Bitch.