Second greatest. You really can't unseat Connery.

Second greatest. You really can't unseat Connery.

I'm with you. Thus far Die Another Day is the only Bond film that truly, truly sucks.

What are they? Name them! Right now!

What are they? Name them! Right now!

If Michael Bay were just a still photographer, he'd be awesome. It's in the "trying to put his pretty pictures in a logical sequence with good dialogue and drama," i.e. film making, where his problems lie.

If Michael Bay were just a still photographer, he'd be awesome. It's in the "trying to put his pretty pictures in a logical sequence with good dialogue and drama," i.e. film making, where his problems lie.

This seems like the worthiest forum for this question: I never watched Smallville when it was on, but I was curious about it, is it worth watching?

This seems like the worthiest forum for this question: I never watched Smallville when it was on, but I was curious about it, is it worth watching?

If you read and enjoyed the book it is.

If you read and enjoyed the book it is.

Yeah, see? And I hated the real world stuff way more, so now you know where I'm coming from.

Yeah, see? And I hated the real world stuff way more, so now you know where I'm coming from.

Television! Teacher, mother… secret lover.

Television! Teacher, mother… secret lover.

I'd rather one groanworthy aspect than pointlessly changing every fucking detail like he did with The Lovely Bones. Seriously. I hated that movie.

I'd rather one groanworthy aspect than pointlessly changing every fucking detail like he did with The Lovely Bones. Seriously. I hated that movie.

Looks neat…-o bandito? Gah, I can't do it!

Looks neat…-o bandito? Gah, I can't do it!

Looks neat.