It's time to party. Let's party. Hey you, let's party.

Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner: it was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef."

Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner: it was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed "some kind of beef."

Bill Murray is great in this. Pretty much everything else about it is not. (See also: Tom Hanks re: Bachelor Party)

Bill Murray is great in this. Pretty much everything else about it is not. (See also: Tom Hanks re: Bachelor Party)

Needlenose Ned, Ned the Head, come on buddy, Case Western High! Ned Ryerson, I did the whistling belly button trick at the high talent show-Bing! Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad, almost didn't graduate-Bing! Again, Ned Ryerson, I went out with your sister Mary-Pat a couple times until you asked me not to…

Needlenose Ned, Ned the Head, come on buddy, Case Western High! Ned Ryerson, I did the whistling belly button trick at the high talent show-Bing! Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad, almost didn't graduate-Bing! Again, Ned Ryerson, I went out with your sister Mary-Pat a couple times until you asked me not to…

But would you rather be named Peeta or Gale?

But would you rather be named Peeta or Gale?

I was just going to ask who would be playing the Harlem Globetrotters. It wasn't necessarily a joke worth making.

I was just going to ask who would be playing the Harlem Globetrotters. It wasn't necessarily a joke worth making.

I understood it perfectly.

I understood it perfectly.

I was going to post a Harlem Globetrotters joke, but figured I should check to see if someone else already had. I'm a hero.

I was going to post a Harlem Globetrotters joke, but figured I should check to see if someone else already had. I'm a hero.

She's acted before, she's usually terrible. As bad as Sorority Row was, it was made worse for her not getting killed.

She's acted before, she's usually terrible. As bad as Sorority Row was, it was made worse for her not getting killed.

I would watch it @drdarke:disqus , it's pretty damn good.

I would watch it @drdarke:disqus , it's pretty damn good.

Well, I just got all caught up with it 4 days ago, so you're definitely better than me.