Hey now, I'm holding out hope for "The Mild Irritation of the Titans"

Too bad this script couldn't have been optioned for the plot of Expendables 2. Calling in the Expendables crew to save President Bruce Willis would be a nice nod to Die Hard, only with the roles reversed. Still keep Van Damme as the villain, or Vilan.

This movie is definitely in the Batman universe, this one being an alternate universe where Harvey Dent is never disfigured/killed and ascends to the White House after being elected mayor of Gotham City, then later governor of Gotham State - (state motto: "Gotham is for Brooders").

Not enough national landmark destruction for him to sign on.

aka: "Under Siege 3: A Shot of Whiskey Hotel"

Watch Lipton scare the bejeezus out of this young, amateur interviewer:

@PugsMalone:disqus Whoa there.

I remember being in the U.K. for a time in the early 2000's when I thought I was decently well versed in Brit-rock for a Yank. I remember asking some lads why nobody talked about Bush. "They're HUGE in the States," I remember exclaiming. Their reaction was a collective shrug of indifference and incredulity. A few…

Holy shit, are you me?

April 4, 1964.

That's a good song! Specifically, a great pre-chorus - "Don't ask whhyyyy".

He's also got Scott Stapp-levels of ego.

That album never gets old. It's my first CD purchase!

I LOVE "Lurgee". I always point to songs like that when people hate on "Pablo Honey".

Saw Jimmy Eat World a few years ago and the opening song was the beloved older song, "For Me, This Is Heaven". High-school emo-kid bliss.

Kirkman sounds like she'd be a difficult friend to have. Lot's of serious, Pesci-esque "what do you mean by that, exactly?" questions in the middle of goofing off. Also lots of her getting genuinely offended and upset at perceived slights.

Robert Kelly? Sorry man, of the O&A gang only Louis C.K. and Bill Burr get a pass here.

Pete Holmes impressions actually trounce Mohr's, with the exception of Keitel and Colin Quinn.

Everybody HATES a tourist…especially one who thinks it's all just a laugh.

See what happens when he's involved in national politics! When he's president, we get the asteroid, when he's VP (or whatever), they kidnap President Dent!