He sounds like every bad Woody Allen impression.

Don't worry. It didn't.

Don't worry. It didn't.

I think she is hella kreaytive.

I think she is hella kreaytive.

Boring Sandwich

Boring Sandwich

The Boring Boring of Boring

The Boring Boring of Boring

I commend them on integrating the white hot trend of latte art. If you watch closely you'll see it in the video.

I commend them on integrating the white hot trend of latte art. If you watch closely you'll see it in the video.

You really sherked your duties in that post.

Damon said it best.
I think it was on Letterman many years ago: "I like the *idea* of people, but people ruin it." So true.

Just saw this movie for the first time and yes, this review is hilarious and perfectly captures this abysmal movie. Not a word out of place.

They sound like a Christian rap group. A Christian clown rap group.

Don't they spray soda on the audience? That could explain their popularity.

It happened in Frisco Bay, no less.

Are you ready to LAUGH?
Don't you hate it, when you go to the bathroom, and there's no toilet paper?

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Thirded. Hilarious. AVC and The Onion have some good bullshit-centric material lately:
http://onion.com/db5Pvj