Translation:
"You like me! You really like me!"

I am dumb. I forgot about Ellen. Degeneres, that is. I have read that she is coming on full-time now.

Two more things
- Posh was boring. She is very difficult to look at. I hope she turns it up a notch.
- Ryan's shirt said something on the back too. I was too lazy to rewind it. Based on what I glimpsed, I think the "Save Some" refers to saving some of the Earth or some other eco-BS that I'm sure he cries about every…

Guy who looked like Randy
Didn't one of those last singers look like Randy? The guy who did the David Lee Roth splits in the air? I thought it looked like him - glasses, fat, dark skin. Anybody?

Titled "his" post, rather. Of course "Dorkus" could be female name I suppose.

Even weirder, I didn't notice the poster ahead of me titled is post "Weird."

Weird
I almost accidentally mixed soda water with chocolate milk today and was wondering if such a thing as carbonated milk existed. I guess it kind of almost does.

Thanks Dr.Robuttnik. That's just what I wanted to say to that lousy unregistered user.

Pearl Jam + Target?
I saw a Target ad today featuring Pearl Jam. It wasn't exactly PJ shilling for Target, but there was a mention of some PJ content available only at Target.

Kanye's Mom
Can you believe Jay asked Kanye how his mom would have felt about his behavior at the VMAs? It was such a genuine moment - a classic impromptu television moment for the ages. I almost lost it when Kanye came close to breaking down and had to cover his eyes. I didn't understand a word of what he said during…

cynicicm? Yes, cynicicm.

A bitch is a female dog and I'm not either.

Ellen is be out, so Ellen is be in.

I didn't last 280 pages. So slow and boring. Maybe I should force myself to forge ahead (?).

I don't understand any of these comments.

Oh Shim. You do say such things.

A burka? That'd be enough to cover an entire maternity ward (ostensibly full of whores).

I heard he died
Geez.

Oh
I thought this was the other Amadou Bagakoyo. You know, the guy from the Opie and Amadou Bagakoyo show?

Senator Bill from Tennessee
Is there a statute of limitations on this sort of thing?