I would have gone with "winter recess is coming."

That's not what I meant!

I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to eat meat. Is he crazy?

Just you wait until the day of rockening.

I still prefer Lordi.

My liver blogging has been negatively affected by my alcoholism.

Wait, what are we worried about?

I liked those mostly-black license plates they briefly introduced a year or so ago. I want one of those.

Hastily-assembled list:
1. The Simpsons
2. FLCL
3. The Wire
4. Arrested Development
5. Community
6. Lost
7. Futurama
8. Archer
9. The Venture Bros.
10. The Thick of It
HM: Battlestar Galactica, 30 Rock, Rome, Flight of the Conchords, Clone High, Sealab 2021, SGC2C

Well, The Wire's the only one I care that much about.

I'm detecting a serious lack of The Wire on this list.

Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock.

Well, now I am.

Wait, that's actually the name of a character on a TV show?

Well, I am hilarious.

You can hit the "Load more comments" button a whole bunch.

I just want to say one word to you. Just one word: plastics.

Soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'm a flirt.
Winking eyes at me when I roll up on them dubs, I'm a flirt.

Even under new disqus, I'm still unable to follow anyone. Also ctrl+F (or ⌘+F on my laptop) is only working intermittently.

This sounds like the beginning of a very unpleasant children's book.