@unicyclistperiscopes:disqus Damn it, now you've got that stuck in my head.

@avclub-60c1cedfd4af78670239984473424814:disqus I wasn't taking this very seriously either, though that second paragraph is true for the most part.

I've totally had sex! You know when you grab a woman's breast and it's like a…bag of sand?

@unicyclistperiscopes:disqus Oh yeah, that doesn't surprise me at all; I was just nitpicking @avclub-12424fc9df6acac0b24c955f29a981a8:disqus's choice of pronoun.

To be fair, Legos aren't cheap.

She?

I haven't.

@avclub-795837a258b608bf5c0c1288efa4d59c:disqus I like the idea of fists just casually winding up in your ass. "Oops, how did that get in there?"

Yeah, I hate when my cybersex gets derailed by word confusion.

I refuse to help you.

Washington was a bad guy in some non-canon DLC, I think. I can't remember whether he showed up much in the regular game at all.

Someone else mentioned this a week or two ago in the comments, and I think it makes a good deal of sense. To me it doesn't really matter, as long as we still have Ichabod around crackin' wise and being confused about technology.

@bfirenzi:disqus That's where Asian girls come in handy.

I assumed Craig meant five seasons after the second one, giving us a nice total of seven.

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

Yeah, I have Paralytic Stalks on fuchsia vinyl, and along with the airheads and stickers it shipped with a couple of small of Montreal posters. I also bought Polyvinyl's reissue of Deerhoof's Friend Opportunity on orange vinyl last year, which was a good purchase. I make it a point to buy my music directly from…

I'd rather hear from a guy who dislikes AC/DC than someone who likes AD/DC way too much, because the second one is a way more frequent occurrence in my life.

I saw them in 2009 (What? My life decisions are shamelessly nostalgia-driven) and I thought they put on a pretty good show. I mean, they didn't put a new spin on any songs or anything, but everything sounded pretty decent. Also Barker's drumset was lifted up in the air on wires and flipped around a whole bunch, so…

Wasn't that music video a remake of Rodney Dangerfield's dive from Back to School?

I didn't get the joke until my middle school principal told me I couldn't wear my Take Off Your Pants and Jacket t-shirt to school.