I like the way you think.

I had never heard of this "apple core" rhyme until today. Huh.

It was a dark and stormy night…

Does this mean I can post my Annie/Annie Kim slashfic?

Yeah, I think these guys could stage some pretty cool battles with my Ezio Auditore doll.

Is it weird that this thread makes me think of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat?

I just assumed I didn't have the right clearance level.

That depends. Do you enjoy shows that are funny and good?

Eminem is not very good
50 Cent is not very good
Snoop Dogg is not very good
Mos Def is not very good
But the Rhymenocerous is very very good

I don't think my brownie's working.

We're trying to get Jeff ready for the fiiii…iiii…ight.

EBaum's World still exists?

@avclub-1881baeccb7399f3452cd7f37cdb2b29:disqus! You have to go back!

It may not be directly related, but I've noticed that it's a rare condition, this day and age, to read any good news on the newspaper page.

Whenever my electronic music career gets off the ground, I'm definitely calling myself DJ Tanner.

The fact that critical response is so divided so far actually makes me more excited about the movie.

Oh wow, and it looks like this will actually be coming to Honolulu this month! I'll have to make sure I don't miss it like I did Frances Ha.

This sounds pretty cool, but I already have the Dark Knight Rises blu-ray that came in a special Batman mask sculpture.

Wow, I am incredibly excited for this. Horrible and terrifying violence and Ryan Gosling are basically my two favorite things.

I need to rewatch Valhalla Rising. Also I need to watch all of his other films apart from Drive. And probably some Jodorowsky, too.