Aaron Carter is the laaaaast cop you'd ever want to mess with in a darkened alley.

You weren't concerned at the time?

@avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus I'm not sure your math works out. If anything, I'd say that Mr. Clean is 35% more evil.

@avclub-b6f1a008f4630c05bd9ea573f34ff380:disqus I thought all of those bands were from Iceland.

Wouldn't it be John Denver country? Or would that just be silly?

Yep. Texas is slowly going purple, and I am very excited to watch it happen.

I don't know that I'll become a super-dedicated reader or anything, but this is one of my favorite AV Club article concepts in quite some time.

Man, I wish Oahu would take a page from that book.

I'm in favor of replacing the current Texas flag with this one.

To be fair, it's a reference to a Season 12 episode, so a good portion of the readership would have pointedly ignored it.

I love it, but I also hate it for reinforcing my overall lack of talent and creativity.

For which role?

I'm planning to use Yakety Sax, because my funeral is going to be wacky.

I JERK OFF EVERY TIME I SEE FRED ARMISEN

Oh damn, I wish I hadn't just packed up most of my audio stuff. I really want to listen to Sunn O))) on my giant AKGs right now.

@avclub-ee5bfdf797c80ececac6473cf1e8407d:disqus Perhaps, but only because Neveldine and Taylor have not yet made Crank 3.

I got it 100% correct, but I've been listening to Yeezus on repeat and I've seen all the original-run AD episodes at least as many times as the average AV Club reader.

Oh System of a Down, you guys thought you were so edgy.

You don't have to report him, @avclub-3be42d8a3412057f79af152555e39bd4:disqus; they already know.

I feel like I'm reading Embassytown again.