Save it for Queen Doppelpopoulos!

Oops! Dart in your neck!

Oh, no, you've got the wrong map there. This is Stalingrad. You want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.

"Ne'er"? I like the idea of a spambot that talks like a character from a Robert Louis Stevenson novel.

Does Norse mythology have any equivalent of zombies?

I like it, and the general consensus around here seems pretty positive, though it's not clear if it will ever make the leap to "great".

Oh yeah, I hope we get more of that Northumbrian(?) dude.

I can't imagine Ragnar will let him live through the end of the season.

You jest, but I would definitely buy that book, or at least read excerpts from it online.

I would line up for days to be an extra on that show. I mean, I live in Hawaii, and I have some Norwegian ancestry, so it's perfect, right?

I don't see it as a series. Maybe a movie.

Specifically, you rape Volga Vikings.

Thank you, Odin, for giving the History channel the strength to defeat other basic-cable channels in the combat of scripted programming.

So it's your fault Happy Endings is going to get canceled!

Oh, thanks for the heads-up on the home release. I was worried I wouldn't get to see it, but now it's in my Amazon wishlist. Apparently people interested in this film also like Shoah, so maybe I'll make that an absurd, depressing double feature.

Damn, it doesn't look like this will be coming my way any time soon. Maybe if I'm lucky it'll be showing near my hometown when I go visit next month.

There go my nipples again.

Ask for his opinions on Kraftwerk and Wendy Carlos.

But you just said—

Isn't NBC Telemundo's non-union American equivalent?