I want to be king of the space punks.

@avclub-226badd3f3410155b258766cca6002ea:disqus Finally someone who agrees with me! Honestly, Burton's Sweeney is one of my favorite movies of the last decade.

My great-grandfather was just nuts for skating. That and the Klan.

Aw, Goatley.

But she won't spit in your face.

Your username is A LIE.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but you might be confusing the Van Damme feature Hard Target with the Schwarzenegger-starring The Last Stand.

@avclub-011d0b4fe6835bb3d37ef4e0ea713de6:disqus Out of curiosity, do you know if any of the Honolulu-area places are particularly good? I've never really had Filipino food and I'm interested to try it.

You've got to stop this rhymin', Paul Simon.

He's probably drunk right now!

@avclub-b62a8937e3279853ee5b66cf76558278:disqus I like to think you were already having a debate about Survivor's decline in quality and just copied-and-pasted over into this discussion.

What about those of us who are neutral toward Survivor?

I guess that makes sense, though I wasn't aware Mr. Keller was doing much in the way of departing. Dan Harmon does seem to take everything personally, though.

I think we definitely would have noticed that the episodes were subpar, but I doubt so much time would have been spent discussing how the show had lost its way. After all, the first three episodes of season three were pretty mediocre too.

Gunga galunga.

THIS PARTICULAR TELEVISION SHOW SUCKS

I'm kind of unsure what Dan is saying in the response listed in the editor's note. Is he talking about Joel's departures from the critical norm, or something else that I'm not grasping?

You're a towel!

This is basically my life right now. It feels weird.

As someone who seems to have mercifully missed whatever hell Disqus was trying to create, these comments are frightening to read.