I thought 70/30 was the production company behind such TV shows as Sealab 2021 and Frisky Dingo.

Tony Hale has so many great moments. My personal favorite is probably his confusion about George Michael having a job, and thinking  he meant "like a plumber or something".

I'm a scholar. I enjoy scholarly pursuits.

There's got to be a better way to say that.

She's really funny.

I request a review of that new Grey Poupon ad that aired during the Oscars.

Exactly the one.

The best thing about the entire night was Jennifer Lawrence's follow-up interview.

It's a Douché. It can do anything!

I and I survive.

Maybe next time I'm enjoying some alone time in the men's restroom, you could invite yourself into my stall and shoot me in the head.

Celebrity Pharmacology is obviously the worst, and I will brook no argument to the contrary.

I think we read Lord of the Flies freshman year, actually, but it's kind of hard to remember at this point.

My Economics teacher offered to give us extra credit for reading Atlas Shrugged, but I was wise enough to skip that one. The next semester he encouraged us to read Starship Troopers, which is itself a fairly stupid book but probably much more fun than Ayn Rand.

We were supposed to read it sophomore year, but as far as I remember I only made it through about half. At the time, I considered it even worse than A Separate Peace, which we were also required to read that year.

Yuuuuuuuuuuup.

Yeah, I'm with @avclub-204453609b38abf5762fadf06f424221:disqus. As terrible as this article is, they've targeted their audience pretty well here.

Don't tell me how to live my life.

No, I was talking to George Michael. When did you get a job?

This place is scary and unfamiliar.